Group D Match 3 – Germany versus Serbia

First penalty save of the cup. It's deemed by the TSG faithful that he should have a jean jacket goalie outfit

PEEEEEEP PEEEP PEEP – Germany played pretty well but the sending off didn’t help. Serbia are right back in it. Ghana can take a commanding lead with a win tomorrow or Australia could make things very interesting by winning.

92:00 – They get a last minute attempt but the Serbian defense which has been excellent especially considering they have played most the match with yellow’s.

3 minutes of extra time

89:00 - LOVE the matching cardigans! Bloody Mary is delicious!

87:00 – Not to much going on in the game right now. Off to order bloody mary.

84:00 – Krasic looks like Patrick Swayze on Roadhouse overheard at Danny Coyles.

79:00 – Goalscorer Jovanovic off, Lazovic on.

75:00 – Kuzmanovic off, Petrovic on.

74:00 – Zigic shows his worth by heading a ball in the goal of the direction of the goal. The serbian giant is 8 foot 28 but his header comes of the bar. I believe that’s the only thing he has done all game.

72:00 – Mertesacker makes a reckless challenge but escapes uncarded.

69:00 – Kacar in, Ninkovic out. Hmmm what about taking out one of your defenders on a yellow. Ozil out and Cacau in. Muller out and Marin in for Germany.

67:00 – Jovanovic i believe has a shot that beats Neuer but hits the post. Close one!

62:00 – Every Serbian defender is on a yellow!

61:00 – PENALTY SAVED…Keeper guessed and Podolski’s weak shot is easily parried away by Stojkovic.

60:00 – PENALTY, VIDIC gets a card for diving as out far as he can and palms the ball for no  reason. That was asinine.

59:00 – Ozil passes to Podolski who sends a thunderbolt…into the side netting. That fooled the very loud German in the bar…my head hurts…15 minutes to alcohol.

58:00 - Podolski gathers a beautiful ball, touches but drags the ball wide of the goal.

57:00 - There it is…another yellow card but the first one Subotic

54:00 – Pig Effer sends in a howitzer that Stojkovic digs volleyball style. Ball goes toward Khedira who kicks someone in the head…surprisingly there is no card for that.

52:00 –  Lahm is Germany’s most dangerous player this half as he sends an inviting cross but its just a little too long and Stojkovic gathers.

46:00 – Second half is underway.

Halftime…off to move the car so i don’t get a street cleaning ticket.

46:00 - Some glorious shooting from Germany of the corner as Khedira hammers one that comes off the underside of the cross bar. Ball comes back in and Muller tries a bicycle kick but it is cleared of the line by the Serbian defenders who do a good job of manning their post. Lucky for Serbia.

46:00 – All my German and Bavarian friends are very soft spoken.

Grabbing the headlines for the wrong reasons

45:00 – Pig Climber somehow talks the ref out of giving hima yellow for slight contact on the keeper. Alberto Undiano was thinking about it though!

43:00 - Ozil sends in a through ball but it’s heavily weighted. A patron at the bar leashes a barrage of what can only be deemed as Germanic insults at the TV. It’s a little early for that.

41:00 - Ref has handed out 6 cards in 37 minutes…Probably last game for him…will he pull a Graham Poll?

38:00 – GOOOOOOOALLLLL. Jovanovic. Krasic sends in a looping cross that giant Zigic heads across the face of goal to an open Jovanovic who just volleys it in. Serbia 1 – Germany 0

37:00 – RED CARD. Klose has been sent off for god knows what. He gets his second yellow for a benign foul. This referee is terrible. Spain not gloryfying themselves in the headlines at this world cup.

35:00 – Klose sends a header from a cross back along the face of goal but there is no one there to meet it. A chorus of NEINS and ARGHHHH’s from the Germans in the bar.

30:00 – Game is nearly not as exciting as the last German game, though as I write that Pig Climber (Schweinsteiger) sends Klose in but he is offside.

21:00 – Serbia are giving Germany a much stronger game than Australia in that the Germans can’t just go and do what they please. Ref is giving out more cards than a grandmother at christmas as he books Khedira for bad hair.

18:00 – Ivanovic earns a yellow card and moments later Kolarov earns one as well. He is also the only member of the Serbian starting 11 without an “ic” at the end of his last name. Do they ostracize him?

15:00 – Serbia earn a free kick from near the corner flag thanks to a bundling challenge by Badstuber. The free kick goes over everyone for a goal kick.

13:00: Klose earns his first yellow.

11:00 - Krasic ventures down the right wing and sends in an inviting cross that is volleyed first time by Nikovic but he blazes it over.

10:00 - Apparently it’s illegal to serve bloody marys at this hour…probably for the best.

8:00 – A cross comes in from Lahm that Vidic clears but only as far as Podolski who sends a left footed volley just wide.

Names an unchanged side

TWEEEEEEEEETTT – my face hurts

We are coming to you live from Danny Coyles in San Francisco. The last time I was up and in a bar at 4:30 am was in Rimini, Italy and I was dressed up as a “Devious Doctor” but that was neither here nor there.

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We should find out in this game if Germany really mean business. Serbia need to step up if they’re going to live up to the tag of being a dark horse that myself and alots of others labeled them as before the tournament started.

Germany remain unchanged from the first game. Serbia make three changes with Kuzmanovic, Ninkovic and Subotic all getting starts.

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Germany (4-2-3-1) 1-Manuel Neuer; 16-Philipp Lahm, 3-Arne Friedrich, 17-Per Mertesacker, 14-Holger Badstuber; 6-Sami Khedira, 7-Bastian Schweinsteiger; 13-Thomas Muller, 8-Mesut Ozil, 10-Lukas Podolski; 11-Miroslav Klose.

Serbia (4-4-2) 1-Vladimir Stojkovic; 6-Branislav Ivanovic, 5-Nemanja Vidic, 20-Neven Subotic, 3-Aleksandar Kolarov; 17-Milos Krasic, 10-Dejan Stankovic, 14-Milan Jovanovic, 22-Zdravko Kuzmanovic; 18-Milos Ninkovic, 15-Nikola Zigic.

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Germany ran a muck in their first game against the socceroos scoring 4 goals against the country from down under. Serbia lost 1-0 to Ghana getting a player sent off.

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21 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 4:52 AM

    This game has 0-0 1-0 written all over it. I hope I’m wrong.

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    • Posted by sfshwebb on 2010/06/18 at 4:54 AM

      I don’t believe they can legally sell alcohol to me for another hour or so. I hope i’m wrong.

      Reply

  2. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 4:55 AM

    Ha for your sake so do I.

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  3. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 4:59 AM

    Off topic I saw James is starting for England. Green may as well go on vacation.

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  4. Posted by Rob H on 2010/06/18 at 5:06 AM

    Steiger = overman, boss
    Schweinsteiger = Pig Boss

    A bergsteiger is a mountain climber, but steiger doesn’t really translate straight over as climber (more like bergsteiger literally translates to mountain boss, mountain overloard, etc)

    =)

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  5. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 5:07 AM

    This ref is terrible. That is a brutal decision

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  6. Posted by chris on 2010/06/18 at 5:42 AM

    Looks like some FIFA official gave the ref a talking to at halftime. He’s letting challenges go that would have been instant yellow cards in the first half.

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  7. Posted by Bmill on 2010/06/18 at 5:46 AM

    Do they teach the Serbs to play goalie as defenders on crosses? thats absolutely crazy to see that happen twice in two game

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  8. Posted by chris on 2010/06/18 at 5:48 AM

    Every Serbian defender playing now with a yellow.

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  9. Posted by T-Muck on 2010/06/18 at 5:55 AM

    I think there’s pretty good chance we’re going to see a second yellow to someone else in this game.

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  10. Posted by chris on 2010/06/18 at 6:03 AM

    Word is that Torres is getting the start in MF over Clark…

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  11. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 6:11 AM

    If this score holds and Ghana beats the Aussies then this group gets very interesting. We could win our group and still play Germany. Or Germany could not even make it.

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    • Posted by Johninho on 2010/06/18 at 6:17 AM

      If we play Germany 1st round (I KNOW that’s thinking way ahead), is Klose eligible after that red? I know he’s out for Ghana, but does the suspension carry over to the knockouts?

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      • Posted by T-Muck on 2010/06/18 at 6:21 AM

        Nope, he’s only suspended for the next game. Anyone that has a yellow card now, and then gets one in their next game can’t play in the knockout game.

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      • Posted by ernj on 2010/06/18 at 6:22 AM

        2 yellows is only a one game suspension, so he would be back for the knockout rounds. Single yellows are erased once the group stage is over as well.

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  12. Posted by Tom M on 2010/06/18 at 6:24 AM

    Amazing stat given after the game. That is Germany’s first loss in the group stage since 1986. 16 matches. Wow! That was quite a run

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  13. Posted by dude on 2010/06/18 at 6:24 AM

    This ref should face the Spanish inquisition. At the very least, never ref a knock out match. We have far too many decent refs making responsible calls. What a complete and utter disaster.

    Reply

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