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Thank goodness, John Terry isn't your teammate Rafael...

Wait…hold on….

Okay, Miss TSG is not around the corner.

Let it be said right here that Rafael Van Der Vaart is the sidekick to his beautiful wife Sylvie.

Sylvie, a model by trade, at 32 has a few pretty notable “accomplishments” affixed to her kit:

• First, being number one on nearly every WAG list on the Internet. Look it up, I dare you to find more than two instances where she’s not at the top of the list.

• Two…and seriously….beating breast cancer by stomaching a grueling chemotherapy treatment….and then having the courage–as model nonetheless–to go out in public with a shaved head and a wig.

• Coming back to be a hair model for L’Oreal…

• And finally having somehow figuring into the best computer-aided sure to go viral video on the new year.