Posted 2011/04/17 by cosmosredux in Americans Abroad. 19 Comments
(Thanks for the note on this in the comment’s section)
Just a peek at Timothy Chandler’s assist on the weekend for Nurnberg as they dropped Kaiserslautern and remained 6th in the table.
We need a TSG nickname for Chandler.
Posted by kaya on 2011/04/17 at 9:57 PM
Didn’t someone already deem him Timmy “fivehead” Chandler?
I like how after he makes the cross, he also “does” the header for the goal… like he’s playing a video game.
Posted by Jesse G. on 2011/04/18 at 5:15 AM
Way to spot that. Hilarious.
Posted by Colin on 2011/04/18 at 5:36 AM
Posted by Soccernst on 2011/04/17 at 10:46 PM
What happened to the defender there? Chandler gets a step on him and he just wilts. Would love to see more context. Keiserslautern coach doesnt look pleased with the defensive effort on either end of that play.
Posted by Tyler on 2011/04/18 at 4:46 AM
Timoteo, TimTiminy (TimTimTeree, obs from Fiddler on the Roof: germans in america?), Light Whitening, I’ve got more cheesiness where that came from!
Posted by Steve Trittschuh on 2011/04/18 at 6:17 AM
Posted by Ufficio on 2011/04/18 at 7:02 AM
Posted by Jake C on 2011/04/18 at 7:04 AM
The name should have something to do with Frankenstein.
Posted by Vengeful Pat on 2011/04/18 at 8:21 AM
More of the same from Chandler… speed down the flanks followed by an accurate cross. Is it time to get legitimately excited about him?
Posted by dude on 2011/04/18 at 8:36 AM
Posted by Byrdman on 2011/04/18 at 8:48 AM
Anybody know where I can see the video, they pulled it already??
Posted by Marmaduke on 2011/04/19 at 7:56 AM
Posted by dth on 2011/04/18 at 9:00 AM
I hear the Germans call him “Rocket Man.” No confirmation that Elton John preferred “Tiny Dancer.”
Posted by Ufficio on 2011/04/18 at 11:51 AM
Posted by Soccernst on 2011/04/18 at 5:30 PM
Nein. Winzig Tänzer!
I would also recommend: Der Hammer!
Which is the equivalent of The Bomb, The Shizzle, The Shiznit. The Hammer.
It’s Hammer Time!
Posted by Colin on 2011/04/19 at 4:23 AM
i think Hitzlsperger of west ham already has that for a nickname
Posted by Soccernst on 2011/04/18 at 9:58 AM
Definitely looking forward to “thank you for choosing USA fiveheaded frankenfreak” in all TSG articles.
“Serviceman” might be a bit more appreciative of his skills and background.
Posted by obxfly on 2011/04/18 at 11:20 AM
How about Timenstein? It has a nice German ring to it with an offhanded reference to his prominent forehead.
Posted by Paula on 2011/04/18 at 5:26 PM
Did Tim Ream just steadfastly refuse to be called “Timmy” when he got called up?
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