TSG’s USA vs. Azerbaijan Preview: 1 A.D. (After Donovan)

All for one... all good?

All for one… all good?

Well there goes another dramatic return to the beautiful Bay Area for the US men’s national team.

Twellman, snubbed for political reasons in 2006 like another US luminary in 2014.

Twellman, snubbed for political reasons in 2006 like another US luminary in 2014.

Last time in San Francisco, Taylor Twellman lit the lamp once and dropped two dimes in a 3-2 victory over Japan in February 2006.

Bruce Arena left him off the World Cup roster in place of someone from Landon Donovan’s wedding party who had nary a contribution in Germany.

Save for Clint Dempsey late chest-thumping lash“Don’t discount just yet the fight .. the heart … the vigor … the verve of the USA!”—the US would go scoreless of their own accord at World Cup 2006. If not for a Cristian Zaccardo–good thing he wasn’t Colombian–moment of American brilliance, Arena & Co. were coming back from Germany with three “L’s” in their pocket and very little of redeeming value.

This time, the US again assembles its World Cup camp in the hotbed of technology investment and a few basic beep tests later, the US’s all-time leading goal scorer is somehow deemed surplus to product requirements.

The coach’s son uses the Twitter megaphone to broadcast his elation of the Landon news and Jurgen Klinsmann sends the US team cannonballing into the Send-Off Series.

See you again in seven years Julian Green where more drama will surely unfold.

In nothing short of a shocker, American soccer whistleblower Twellman announced Klinsmann’s US selections on Thursday to a stunned fanbase.

No Donovan.

Send-off series...

Send-off series…

No Terrence Boyd–who many thought a shoe-in as Jozy Altidore’s back-up and no Michael Parkhurst, perhaps the best technical defender the US has ever produced.

No Donovan.

No Brad Evans who dutifully soldiered on at an unfamiliar position through qualifying only to be tasked with playing another unfamiliar one, centerback, almost exclusively in the Stanford camp.

In their stead, a combination of MLS wunderkind Chris Wondolowski–a product of nearby Danville, CA, World Cup rookie Brad Davis–who is six months older than Donovan himself and some youngster phenoms: Hertha Berlin John Brooks and Bayern II riser Julian Green.

This is conjecture of the highest order, but if you think Brazil tickets weren’t on the table during the Green negotiations, then I’d like to sell you Myspace … or a rotary phone. Or anything at a premium.

Let’s address the Donovan drop head-on and pithily.

Donovan is one of the US’s top 23 players–according to Tim Howard’s he’s much, much higher up.

Donovan is not the player he once was.

Donovan is one of the US’s top 23 players.

At the end of the day, the US–like most international sides–is short on game changers.

This isn’t England dropping Theo Walcott in 2010; he had potential, not resume. This isn’t Spain dropping Raul before Euro 2008–there was a clear set of those able to ascend to the throne. It’s not Ronaldhino for Brazil. Or, for that matter, Kahn for Klinsmann’s Germany–as crazy Jens Lehman was already making stupid saves.

No team-player combination had the bookends of “been there, done that” (Donovan) and “unsure whose ready to step-up waiting in the wings” (USMNT).

It’s one thing to cut out a cancer. That makes abundant sense. You could say that with Roy Keane for Ireland in 2002 or maybe Samir Nasri being left out of this year’s French drama troupe. It’s another thing to say there isn’t a fit at forward–then you realize if not for Donovan the US may not’ve won the 2013 Gold Cup.

And Donovan’s played the bench role before–after being maligned for being uninvolved, benched for lack of commitment.

The response? Emphatic when called.

He took a Freddy Adu pass and glided past Panama’s left rear flank, slipped a pass between the legs of a defender for Clint Dempsey to push in and to push the US into the Gold Cup 2011 final. He may or may not be a 90′ player (Does anyone really believe the fitness bunk? I hope not.)…

…but–like Giovanni Van Bronkhorst fizzing a pellet passed Frances Muslera’s coconut in 2010–he still can make a play.


You don’t need more than a second to change a game and though it’s not prevalent to be fair, history still gives us the twilighting cases of the aforementioned Van Bronkhorst, Rivaldo and debatably 2010 Forlán.

This whole ever-present debate can really be answered one way. Review this scenario:

It’s June 24th in Recife. It’s 1-0 bad guys.

It’s the 85′ and the US needs to scratch out a draw against Germany to go through the group. Michael Bradley has just artfully pulled a 180-degree turn in possession on Sam Khedira after a corner kick has found its way out of the 18-yard box scrum. Bradley steams down the center of the pitch with the Germans in pursuit and Phil Lahm stepping to him to force distribution, but Bradley’s got two players burning up either channel with Per Mertesacker waiting for the commit.

On one flank is Julian Green. The other Landon Donovan.

Who do you want him to pass to? Who does he pass to?

So now, it’s appropriately the Send-Off Series in more ways than one.

And Klinsmann has his squad.

And there is much merit–to be clear–in his selections.

World Cup defenders are getting younger, especially at centerback–Klinsmann went younger too. The US will still have the second oldest outfield in Group G in Brazil. Germany and Ghana averaging almost two years younger across the defenders, mids and forwards.

Klinsmann brought the aforementioned Chris Wondolowski, a technical player who likely would’ve been eschewed by predecessors for his lack of physical superiority. But Klinsmann sees someone who merely puts the ball in the back of the net. Should Wondo be needed, this will be great theatre for all those who dismiss the US’s historical reliance on physical players over technical players, but them summarily dismiss the MLS goal machine’s abilities.

(Wondo’s subtle movement here is just as important as a Chicharito poking around the near post.)

The manager went Tim Chandler, a player’s whose commitment could certainly be questioned more so than Landon’s. Chandler is a game gambit to defend Ronaldo in Manaus at the whistle, but can he do it in the 75′?

"I want you to play right there now. Are you ready?"

“I want you to play right there now. Are you ready?”

Klinsmann is aping his moves from Germany 2006.

He’s questioning fitness and driving a regimen against it. He’s going with younger, unproven players. But that’s where the comparisons end. The pedigree is not the same. The tactical nous of Jurge Low absent.

And let it be said here, it’s controversial from Klinsmann, but it’s not altogether a poor gambit. Ignorance is bliss and a World Cup can be places where youth is served. It’s usually cold but there are moments when it can be scalding. (See Donovan, Landon, 2002)

Again, it will be fascinating theatre. Half-built stadiums and ESPN shining moments await.

Without further Freddy Adu we get to our preview.

It goes:

About The Opponent: Azerbaijan

11 At The Whistle

TSG: What Are We Looking For (abbreviated)


About The Opponent: Azerbaijan

Should you care about Azerbaijan? Only if they beat the US.

'Bajaini manager Berti Vogts in his playing days. I have to believe that Will Farrell is a top target to play him in the faux documentary.

‘Bajaini manager Berti Vogts in his playing days. I have to believe that Will Farrell is a top target to play him in the faux documentary.

In what surely is a make-good on securing the services Azerbaijan manager and former coach-of-Klinsy Berti Vogts, the US’s opponent Tuesday comes from the nether regions of UEFA.

CONCACAF powerhouses Haiti and Trinidad & Tobago both claim FIFA rankings higher than Azerbaijan’s “85″ to add some perspective.

If you agree that Nigeria is the likely match in style for Ghana and that Turkey can be bent into a clone of Portugal than Azerbaijan is Germany.

[Drop mic. Closes Twitter account. Goes to read Inverting the Pyramid.]

In all seriousness though, there are more than a few parallels between Die Mannschaft and the Milli starting with a team, of course, coached by a former German national.

For all its’ lack of talent breadth and bouts with individual execution, Azerbaijan is highly organized like nearly all Eastern European sides. Vogts’ squad conceded just 10 times in nine qualifying matches. That’s impressive considering their dearth of talent and that they do take chances breaking shape on the counter.

Defensively the team will sit in a 4-1-4-1 formation or a flat 4-4-2. Take a close look at the Milli defense because one can see some principles of it being incorporated by the US through Vogts….most acutely a midfield band that functions with five across often.

That shape gives way to a very fluid 4-2-2-2 in transition, one not dissimilar from what  you saw from both the US and Germany at World Cup 2010 (and many other squads too, but we’ll use those comps.)

In fact, dare I saw a very similar “chance”–it wasn’t converted–manufactured from Azerbaijan on tape to this one by the Mainshaft against the Three Kitties in 2010.

The keys for the visitors in their typical gameplan is to clog the top of the attacking third and feast on a mistake high to grab a chance on the break or force the other side to breakdown a compact low-block defense. cut out an ill-timed pass or snatch a turnover … and shuttle the ball quickly high and wide to the free-flowing wingers. The front four for Azjerbaijan all read-and-react to the others’ movement very well. This will a test of the US’s back four team defense.

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Jurgen Klinsmann’s US Roster For World Cup 2014

World Cup bound ... Kyle Beckerman.

World Cup bound … Kyle Beckerman.


GOALKEEPERS (3): Brad Guzan (Aston Villa), Tim Howard (Everton), Nick Rimando (Real Salt Lake)

DEFENDERS (8): DaMarcus Beasley (Puebla), Matt Besler (Sporting Kansas City), John Brooks (Hertha Berlin), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City), Timmy Chandler (Nürnberg), Omar Gonzalez (LA Galaxy), Fabian Johnson (Borussia Mönchengladbach), DeAndre Yedlin (Seattle Sounders FC)

MIDFIELDERS (8): Kyle Beckerman (Real Salt Lake), Alejandro Bedoya (Nantes), Michael Bradley (Toronto FC), Brad Davis (Houston Dynamo), Mix Diskerud (Rosenborg), Julian Green (Bayern Munich), Jermaine Jones (Besiktas), Graham Zusi (Sporting Kansas City)

FORWARDS (4): Jozy Altidore (Sunderland), Clint Dempsey (Seattle Sounders FC), Aron Johannsson (AZ Alkmaar), Chris Wondolowski (San Jose Earthquakes)

SF Primer: Come For The USMNT Game, Leave For The Rent

I'm coming back to CALI! Let's do this SFerbaijan!

I’m coming back to CALI! Let’s do this SFerbaijan!

Matt Biggerstaff takes you through really what *not* to do if you visit US for the Berti Voigts Cup.

After what feels like a fifteen year absence, the US Men’s National Team is coming back to San Francisco.

No wait, it feels like a thirty year absence.

I’d say it’s been approximately a Samuel Eto’o lifespan length absence. Anyway, it’s been a while.

San Francisco shall be your host for this lovely affair and since much of TSG is located in SF, we thought we would give you some tips and tricks for the City by the Bay. Ohhhhhhh ohhhhh ohh ohh. Sorry, had to do that. I’m sure there will be some folks traveling for the game and perhaps even making it a long weekend out of it, and we want to help you have the best time possible while feeling like you are an insider.

First, we will start with a warning.

The Golden Gate ... or a triple nipple? Think about it.

The Golden Gate … or a triple nipple? Think about it.

You might associate summer with a particular part of the calendar, and with that you might also associate warmth. San Francisco, and Candlestick Park to a greater extent do not play by your silly rules. Warmth is decided fully randomly, and you should bring a jacket, especially for the game. Layer up like we do here in SF because it might be warm now, but 20 minutes from now when Carl the Fog rolls in and brings his friend freezing wind, you will want at least a jacket, perhaps more, unless you plan on just covering yourself with a blanket of alcohol, in which case carry on. But really, it gets effing cold here. Even in May. Especially at the ‘Stick. Be warned.

Next, some bars that will have the Champions League Final on: McTeague’s, where AO will meet for the night before party, Danny Coyle’s, a solid bar in the Lower Haight friendly to many an MLS game, and Mad Dog in the Fog, one of the best soccer bars in SF. There are plenty more, and I am far too lazy to list them all.

I’ve asked some fellow SF residents for their personal recommendations for you in case you need any ideas while you are in our fine city, both for the game or any other time you visit. First into the spotlight is Eric Giardini, whose US jersey is either going to say Julian Green, Julian Green, or quite possibly Julian Green. He hasn’t decided yet. He has even been kind enough to put in addresses, so the google-impaired will have a shot at actually making it to these spots.

Food: Rosamunde Sausage Grill; Haight (545 Haight St) and Mission (2832 Mission St)

This is a great spot to go for sausage and beer. They have about a dozen different sausage varieties (including vegan if that’s your thing, it is SF) and the fries are legit. The ability to wash it down with one of 50 beers also helps. Warning: It is cash only
*Note: I chose this because I’m assuming someone picked a burrito spot. If not, La Taquiera would be my suggestion

Drink: Cellarmaker Brewing Company; 1150 Howard St

This is my favorite brewery in the City. There are usually 7-10 beers on tap in a cool space that feels like an indoor beer garden (especially when they open the garage door). Grab some beers here and get a growler to take to Candlestick.

*Alternate recommendation: If you are in the Mission, check out Elixir (16th and Guerrero) There’s been a bar there since 1858. Strong cocktail and beer list, plus $8 Jim Beam and PBR combo.

Activity: Lands End; 680 Point Lobos Ave

Yes, this is on the complete opposite side of the city from anything so it’s a bit of a trek; however, there are trails and ruins and old shipwrecks and access to the beach and views of Golden Gate Bridge (if it isn’t foggy). I always forget I’m in a city when I’m out there.

Following Eric is Rob Cann, the National Director of Street Soccer USA, an awesome organization that uses soccer to make a measurable difference in the lives of underserved youth in urban areas and special needs populations, including homeless families, adults, people in recovery, among others. Street Soccer USA is holding their national cup in SF later this summer and I can’t say enough about this organization. Check them out and donate if you get a chance.

Eat: Citrus Club (1790 Haight Street) My wife and I always have a 30-minute plus conversation about where we are going to eat when going out. When we can’t decide, we keep it simple and in our neighborhood-the Haight. If looking for a really good noodle house, pretty fast, and reasonably priced as far as the city goes, drop by Citrus Club in the upper Haight. Order the coconut shrimp wonton soup off the specials menu.

Drink: Amsterdam Café (937 Geary Street) For fans staying in hotels downtown or near Van Ness/Civic Center, venture to the Tenderloin for one the city’s best beer bars – The Amsterdam Café. Friendly staff, extensive beer list, usually interesting bar conversation and occasionally some authentic San Francisco riff-raff wondering in from the streets to keep you on your toes.

To Do: Corona Heights (Roosevelt & Museum Way) Check the calendar at the Castro Theatre to see if there is an awesome throwback movie showing- like the Wizard of Oz sing-a-long or a Mel Brook’s High Anxiety. Probably don’t have time for a movie night while visiting, so the best attraction over in this part of town is Corona Heights. Walk from Market and Castro up 16th street and follow the steps up the peak. It’s one of the best views in all of San Francisco and not that well known.

Next up we have Andrew Laing, part of the original crew that helped bring AO to SF, a big Quakes fan/a fan of some miserable team in the EPL and an all around great guy that will surely be helping lead the (drinking) charge at McTeagues before the US game. Here are his suggestions:

Place to eat: I’ve been addicted to El Garaje lately. Great burgers, panini burritos called “zapatos”, and liter-sized craft beers? I’m in. Others: Little Chihuahua–just up the street from Coyle’s I might add–or Ricky Bobby–just down the street from Coyle’s I might add.

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The 30: Klinsmann’s Minions for Brazil 2014

We applaud the selection of the US Ambassador to Brazil to the Brazil 30 roster.

We applaud the selection of the US Ambassador to Brazil to the Brazil 30 roster.

It’s 30 to Stanford with seven to be scratched at the end of May.

US manager Jurgen Klinsmann will select from the names below in naming his 23-man roster on May 30th.

DEFENDERS: DaMarcus Beasley (Puebla), Matt Besler (Sporting Kansas City), John Brooks (Hertha Berlin), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City), Timmy Chandler (Nürnberg), Brad Evans (Seattle Sounders FC), Omar Gonzalez (LA Galaxy), Clarence Goodson (San Jose Earthquakes), Fabian Johnson (Hoffenheim), Michael Parkhurst (Columbus Crew), DeAndre Yedlin (Seattle Sounders FC)

MIDFIELDERS: Kyle Beckerman (Real Salt Lake), Alejandro Bedoya (Nantes), Michael Bradley (Toronto FC), Joe Corona (Club Tijuana), Brad Davis (Houston Dynamo), Mix Diskerud (Rosenborg), Maurice Edu (Philadelphia Union), Julian Green (Bayern Munich), Jermaine Jones (Besiktas), Graham Zusi (Sporting Kansas City)

FORWARDS: Jozy Altidore (Sunderland), Terrence Boyd (Rapid Vienna), Clint Dempsey (Seattle Sounders FC), Landon Donovan (LA Galaxy), Aron Johannsson (AZ Alkmaar), Chris Wondolowski (San Jose Earthquakes)


TSG’s Best USMNT 30-Man Roster Guess

Fab J - Key in his versatility.

Fab J – Key in his versatility.

Here’s our 30 and our 23 for now. Short, sweet.

G (3): Tim Howard, Brad Guzan, Nick Rimando

DEF (7): Geoff Cameron, Omar Gonzalez, Clarence Goodson, Matt Besler, DaMarcus Beasley, Michael Parkhurst, Brad Evans

CM (4): Michael Bradley, Jermaine Jones, Maurice Edu, Kyle Beckerman

MF (6): Clint Dempsey, Graham Zusi, Landon Donovan, Fabian Johnson, Ale Bedoya, Julian Green

FWD (3): Jozy Altidore, Eddie Johnson, Aron Johannsson

The 30:

DEF: John Brooks, Oguchi Onyewu, Tim Chandler

MID: Mix Diskerud, Danny Williams

FWD: Terrence Boyd, Chris Wondolowski

Have at it.

Zero Mile Goalposts: MLS Roots In Atlanta

No longer Outkasts? MLS in Atlanta

No longer Outkasts? MLS in Atlanta

Author John Parker is the AO Atlanta Co-President and founding member.

He’s also the adidas ITP Director of Youth Development and Chief Storyteller. He knows his stuff.

I had always fantasized that the news of Atlanta MLS would arrive with much greater personal fanfare and the jovial mug shot to prove it. Yet, wrapped in a blanket of post-concussive syndrome, I experienced a moment I had fantasized about for a decade plus from a surprising distance. There was the fog that has been ever present the past few weeks casting concern upon my lucidity…and then there was this other question on my tongue, “how much confirmation bias have I heaped upon Atlanta MLS?”

I’m admittedly something of a rarity in Atlanta.

I live in the city of my birth (right down the new streetcar line that will go straight to the new Dome). I prefer to walk or take public transit. The only bar in Atlanta with the MLS Direct Kick package is one block from my house (due to my constant nagging) and I eschewed more romantic pursuits to work in a sport where I never excelled. I watched thirteen hours of MLS this weekend and the rest of the time I spent espousing the cultural growth of the area around downtown Atlanta to an old friend…I should be perfectly positioned to argue the MLS merits of my beloved hometown.

Yet this long-winded deposition begs the point, am I in too deep in to be trusted?

As such I felt the need to write this article to not only make the argument in support of MLS in Atlanta, but also to illuminate my own biases to myself. With a three-year purgatory soon upon us, there will be few topics on my tongue besides the impending team. Those who’ve seen MLS succeed and/or fail in their local towns will glean points that support their argument for or against Atlanta (and I know it’s mostly against). Either way, for me my passion has been directed at “the greater good” of MLS and US Soccer. Now, finally, it can be crafted around my hometown.

A Modern Atlanta

The local narrative surrounding improvements around Atlanta were vastly undermined by two national stories in the past year. With the move of the Atlanta Braves to Cobb County, and the ice storm that stranded motorists throughout the metro area, Atlanta was thrust in to the national purview. As is typical for Atlanta, if the nation cares it’s because we’ve yet again reinforced the concern around unchecked suburban sprawl. It’s true that Atlanta is a city that spends much of its time in cars transporting to and from the northern suburbs. It’s also true that the demographics of the city become a good bit more homogenous as you drive north.

These are issues I jest about locally, and issues I choose to mitigate when I craft the story of Atlanta for myself. It’s also an issue that came to a head during the Braves move and one that will be fascinating come 2017. While nationally the focus rested upon the density of the sprawl and population north of the city, the focus within Atlanta was one of division. Rapid demographic and cultural changes brought investment and an influx of young professionals back in to the east and west sides of the city. It’s the “g” word in caps lock, and it has been happening at near New York speed. With the growth in the city came money and a larger political voice. This voice stands in stark contrast with that of the northern counties.


The Braves, a fixture in the east side of Atlanta and a cultural hallmark for many of the mid twenty to thirty something’s that now populate the area, elected for the easy money in the north over the growth potential in the city. This repudiated the momentum people like me believed was consistent in Atlanta’s evolution. However, the feeling of loss and insult that populated the daily topics of conversation was actually reinvigorating. It became clear Atlanta had formed a definitive identity, one that can and will eventually battle the national narrative of sprawl, sweet tea, and Waffle House. With easy access via Atlanta Rapid Transit (MARTA), the new Street Car or simply by foot, a successful grassroots campaign can form a core from the burgeoning identity of Atlanta.

An envelopment of Downtown Atlanta has come from the surrounding neighborhoods and inspired multiple massive developments besides the new stadium. With new investment in Downtown, a culture around the team and game day experience should follow. And with some craftily disseminated marketing campaigns, the desire to unify and represent a city oft maligned and undersold could create an unexpected surge of passion.

This is not to discount greater Atlanta as a whole. Atlanta MLS will and should try to build upon the massive Hispanic presence as well as the swath of youth soccer. MLS 3.0 will and must draw from these demographics. However, the national discussion on attendance of El Tri games and the omnipresence of youth soccer purposefully manipulates the argument to assume other opportunities aren’t more fruitful. The demographics for a downtown team that have shown success in the Pacific Northwest, Kansas City and elsewhere are here and growing. In 2017, they’ll be presented with a team to call their own as the Braves hit the trail for the suburbs. The tribal nature that epitomizes MLS supporter culture is one that I’ve often sought here in Atlanta and one I embrace with each opportunity.

I project myself on my neighbors in prescribing it for them as well. Whether this is a myopic belief or not will be an essential part of the equation for success.

A Sporting Quandary

A favorite case against Atlanta is the supposed fickle nature of its fans. Herein lies a larger question for Atlanta MLS where personal optimism faces a much more treacherous course. There is context for each professional team in Atlanta that allows for an educated argument that it is not the citizens’ fault. Yet our sprint to craft context does belie the truth to the national argument. To say Atlantans are fickle sports fans is to overlook that it is the capitol city of arguably the most passionate set of fans, those of southern college football. This will never change considering that the graduates of southern schools find the greatest upward mobility in Atlanta.

For many, college football is so large that it leaves little vacancy for other sports. I sympathize as I’ve had a similar reaction with soccer, having become something of a bandwagon fan for all other local sports considering I already occupy so much of my passion with a single pursuit.

However, while it is easy to roll my eyes at those who say Atlanta is not a sports town, it is much more difficult to argue against Atlanta not being a professional sports town. To sway the football diehards to take a Saturday in the fall off for soccer will be difficult. For this portion of the populace, I have questions I cannot answer. There are some traits to the city, however, that do console my attempts to craft my preferred narrative.

Most importantly, unlike the other local franchises they will not be competing with teams from other cities for Atlanta’s passion. What MLS lacks in generational continuity can be advantageous to expansion clubs in a young league, especially in a city with such a highly proportional transplant community.

There is a ground swell of a more contagious civic pride to expand from, and what I believe will be a downtown location in the top 20% in MLS. There are the demographics that convert to MLS fans and a void being opened by the Braves. These advantages should allow MLS breathing room in a claustrophobic sports city. The opportunities afforded being more about overcoming the sporting landscape may mean smoke bombs and sports radio won’t institutionalize this franchise. Successfully transforming Atlanta MLS in to a cultural landmark will require the proper organizational commitment Arthur Blank.

Prospecting for ticket buyers...

Prospecting for ticket buyers…


The Rich Man of Atlanta

I won’t harp on Arthur Blank’s business acumen, as I find little correlation between that and sporting success (plenty of intelligent men have found sports to be a great opportunity for business reasons alone). Rather, I’d focus on what Arthur Blank has meant to the Atlanta sporting landscape. As much as we (myself included) like to extol the importance of supporter culture, the quality of the organization for MLS is a necessary first. Portland’s brilliant marketing campaign, the organizational evolution in Kansas City, and the ambitious brilliance of Tim Leiweke were the conditions that build the foundation for strong supporter cultures to thrive in their respective cities. Here lies one of, if not the greatest of, Atlanta’s advantages. Some may remember the days of Ted Turner as owner of the Braves and Hawks.

In these days Atlanta was signing reigning Cy Young pitchers, packing the Omni for Hawks games, and finding unity in its sporting culture. Turner’s merger with Time Warner lead to a corporatization of the Atlanta sports teams and a loss of the façade that separated business from pride and passion. Left with an out of town corporate Braves ownership and a scrapheap collective for the Hawks and Thrashers rife with infighting, the city has instituted Arthur Blank as the 21st Century Atlantan Daddy Warbucks. Blank has been harkened upon to save each Atlanta franchise throughout his ownership.

While some do not appreciate his omnipresence within the team (he often stands on the sideline at the end of Falcons games), it cannot be denied that he is the only owner in the city who cares about his team and the city it represents, while capably executing upon his ambition. While there is no proof that he will show similar commitment to MLS, there simply isn’t a body of evidence to point either way. Yes, Home Depot has invested heavily in MLS and US Soccer, and the Blank Foundation has been involved with soccer non-profits as well.

However, these actions do not inspire me to erect barricades Peachtree Street, and they won’t for you either. We have to search for our context elsewhere. His investment in the city of Atlanta is the best body of proof we have for Blank’s commitment. I won’t bore with further details here, but it is at the least well built in to his public perception. The unfortunate nature of soccer in America is there simply isn’t a historical passion for the sport that permeates the ultra-wealthy. What we can plead to in the case of expansion is often the import placed in their public perception and their pride in the city they are investing in. With Arthur Blank it is easy to be optimistic that pleas to both will be heard.

What is Soccer in Atlanta?

While I’ve delved in to my optimism for the trajectory of the city and our most visible investor, this is unfortunately a question I cannot avoid here. I’ve avoided it so far due to my admitted confusion of what soccer means in most any diverse American town. There is a vast youth soccer scene in Atlanta, a large Hispanic presence, and a multicultural influence upon the evolving culture…these have not been the determining factors for MLS success yet.

Terminus Legion

Terminus Legion

There is a comparatively well-attended D2 team and a supporter group, Terminus Legion, already established. This bodes well, but…teams have succeeded even without this in place. What soccer means to your town is often very different than what American soccer means to your town. The difference rests at the confluence of dwindling apathy and a palpable void. It’s the reason American soccer is so damn interesting…because there is still so much mystery. As such, I find Atlanta to embody many of the traits of MLS. While I would say it is an average soccer town, there is a palpable void where MLS could create an American soccer town.


None of the arguments contained within will likely sway the cynics. They are not enough to inspire me to guarantees either. There are immutable concerns for a city that hasn’t shown a united civic or sporting pride with consistency. However, what I do know is that there is a very real potential for above average here. The arguments I’ve focused upon outline what are likely major advantages that have been essential aspects of previous MLS expansion sides’ success. To expect complete fulfillment of these advantages in a new region in a new era of MLS would admittedly be naïve. I may simply be overemphasizing a narrative I embrace to inspire confidence in order to neglect of a more ominous eventuality.

But the difficulty defining American soccer portends to the difficulty in estimating its grasp. At best one can look at the vessel and estimate the capacity. To return to my opening, it becomes clear that the argument for Atlanta is largely an argument born from the hope of what it could become. This conclusion, unfortunately, doesn’t seem to necessitate the narrative I’ve attempted to construct.

However, it does differentiate Atlanta from many of the previous expansion sides. In Orlando there is a very clear expectation. Nationally there were expectations of Philadelphia, of Montreal. There was an insurgence in Portland, and a collectivity in Seattle. As such Atlanta may be the most indeterminable expansion project yet, one that should cast doubts on certainties from both cynics and optimists. But Hope is a trait that exemplifies the sport in this country, and makes being a fan of it so worthwhile. In Atlanta it should be a trait that galvanizes a city that is ready to transition from hope to fulfillment.

USA 2 – Mexico 2: Odes & String Music To Beckerman

Walk in the park....

Walk in the park….

(The return of Will Parchman. That escalated quickly.)

I can’t do it you guys.

I know Jeff Agoos is staring at me from the bar over there.

I told him about this whole thing a couple weeks ago and I think he hates me now. I’m not trying to make enemies. I just wanted him to know I liked Julian Green. I mean, he’s young, but he’s pretty great. I told Jeff I thought he should be in Brazil the other day over our customary Thursday dinner of Grilled Cheese Martinis and Olestra Pancakes, and he just started yelling something about David Regis. How life is unfair and I think he said something about ponytails but I couldn’t make it out over all the carnage. I was running away by then.

Apologies to Jeff, but this is the first day on the new USMNT Julian Calendar. Whether or not he ends up in Brazil – which he should, as I’ve written about before and will defend – this is something like a recruiting coup during the last hour of signing day. I won’t get too deeply into the specifics or detail of my opinion because it’s all been thrown at you by verbal gymnasts more adept than I over the past couple weeks.

But I will say this – don’t hate me Jeff. I like you. But I like Julian Green too. And he doesn’t throw my Grilled Cheese Martini in my face.

Anyway, hier kommt die Mericaschaft. TO THE XI MY GREENIACS (I’m already so sorry for everything).

U.S. Soccer ‏@ussoccer 18m

#USMNT lineup (plain text version): Rimando; Beltran, Gonzalez, Besler, Parkhurst; Beckerman, Zusi, Davis, Bradley; Wondolowski, Dempsey

First reaction is FULLBACKS ARE DEAD. I don’t know what it’s like to feel confident about a fullbacking corps, but I DO know how it feels like to feel confidence in a corpse of a fullback. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED. IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE. Anyway. We’ll see. Beltran’s started the MLS season well, as has Parkhurst, who’s splayed out a bit wider in the Crew’s scheme even as a central defender. Also, I’m not particularly fond of Gonzo, and if that makes you upset feel free to send your hate mail to my coworkers. Thanks.

Brad Davis starts on the left to give us all a stark reminder of why America needs Julian Green in its player pool. Yes? Yes. This is Klinsmann just saying SCREW ALL OF YOU I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING. I don’t know why else that happens. Davis has some utility, but internationally I’ve had enough of his plaintive grunts and frustrated ears. Clint drops in behind Wondo, Graham Zusi does some shuttling on the right and hot damn am I excited to see Beckerman next to Bradley. Just a couple lovely midfielders.

This is supposedly a diamond. No way it ends up that way. No chance. Don’t care what Klinsmann wants, Bradley won’t reliably stack on Beckerman the way a diamond demands, and Dempsey won’t stay high. It’ll rearrange itself into a 4-2-3-1. Send me all of your anthrax if I’m wrong. Promise.

The rollout for the damned polo (The Damned Polo?) was one of the worst games I’ve ever seen. Time for The American Dream-sicle’s turn. You can use that. You should use that. Tell your friends.

Ian Darke’s voice fades in and immediately millions of multi-lingual babies with an encyclopedic knowledge of rich aged whiskeys are spontaneously born across the nation. Game time. Leggo.

‘1 – It’s too early to say anything, so I’m going to say something. Bradley is high. Maybe this will end up being a diamond. Should you listen to thinks I say? Hold on I’m making a Buzzfeed list about it.

‘2 – Tony Beltran already looks bad. More jokes about fullback corpses. More wine, stewards!

‘6 – Early thoughts: Parkhurst is so high. I mean the Colorado way. I also mean the tactical way. Mexico looks horribly disorganized. Beckerman and Bradley will make this look a lot more comfortable than it seems. And it probably won’t seem comfortable because Tony Beltran hates everything you hold dear.
‘9 – Wondo just gave Rafa a shove off the ball which, I mean, he plays for the Quakes but you’ve still got to root for that. Also, let’s talk about how much better Bradley is than everyone in the building tonight. My word. There’s calm, and then there’s Bill Murray, and then there’s Michael Bradley.

’13 – Odes and string music to Kyle Beckerman here. Have you seen his engagement photos? See his engagement photos.

’15 – THE DOOOOOMEEEEEEE GOOOOOALLLLLLSZZZZZ. Such marking. Many bad. Feels. Jesus Zavala just decided, you know, what the hell, who needs this bullcrap? Halfway to dos-a-cero, you know.

’20 – FIRST JULIAN GREEN SIGHTING ON THE BENCH. He sits next to DeAndre Yedlin, who was laughing because Tony Beltran is actually playing cricket right now. Drunk.

’24 – Besler flubs a header and Ian says, “Make mistakes like that against Cristiano Ronaldo and YOU’LL DIE YOU MISERABLE MAGGOTMAN.” OK. So not exactly. But I think if you wrote him, I mean, that was the gist. Are you scared? You should be scared. Omar isn’t very good.

’26 – Dempsey drops deeper than Bradley sometimes, which is not good. A sign he’s trying to prod the game open instead of letting it breathe. Bradley is settling atop Beckerman, but this is no 4-4-2. Dempsey is dropping back but needs to stay stacked on

’28 – GOAL WONDOFACEEEEE. Beltran did a thing! What! What! What! Beltran’s cross hits Bradley’s beautiful STATE CAPITAL DOME, which heads on for Wondo, who Wondo’d it Wondo tip you Wondo’d yourself. #DosACero

’30 – You’re happy about this if you’re the USMNT. I mean, you can’t be upset. Tony Beltran just did a thing. But Mexico is just John Tesh trying to sing you to sleep through a megaphone made of hypodermic needles right now. It’s sad and I can’t be apart of it.

’37 – No chance Klinsmann takes four forwards to Brazil, right? ArJo and Jozy are there. Which in my mind, with so many spots needed in midfield/defense, you either take EJ or Wondo. I know Wondo scored tonight. But he’s Wondo. Sorry, blacked out, were we talking about a third forward? I’m sad. What’s Julian Green doing right now?

’40 – Brad Davis just tried a back heel. It ended with Davis waking up in a Tijuana side street wondering why he’s covered in purple crepe paper.

’45 – Ian Darke: “THIS IS A RAZOR SHARP DISPLAY FROM THE UNITED STATES.” Yeah. What’s Clint done tonight? Why is he so high.

HALFTIME – US to win the World Cup? US to win the World Cup. Steward! More wine!

’46 – Michael Bradley led all players with 54 first-half touches. At this point you wonder how many staples it takes to make him Pirlo? No subs at half, but Julian Green comes on soon

’48 – Roger Bennett tweets Julian Green running around on the sideline. We all start jumping around like schoolchildren at this point, yes? OK?

’50 – Mexico goal off a set piece. Omar Gonzalez got picked, yeah, but he’s so shaky. Do you trust him for Brazil? I don’t know. 2-1. I’m going to go ahead and say Omar Gonzalez is not an international level center back and then #CameronOverEverything. Just going to leave that here.

’54 – Another set piece and this time Besler ball watches, only luck that leaves the header begging. Scaaaary.

’58 – MOTHER OF GOD THAT’S JULIAN GREEN’S MUSIC. ALSO LANDON DONOVAN WHO IS A HUMAN ALSO. You are free to officially start your Julian Calendars. Flip over to 1 AJ. Again, I’m very sorry for all of this.


"Luke, I am your father."

“Luke, I am your father.”

’59 – Green on for Brad Davis. Light some candles. Put on some Barry White LPs. We’re getting real.

’61 – Mexico looks ascendent. Goodson looks terrible already. Omar is drunk. What do we do? Oh yeah Julian Green. NM.

’66 – Bradley’s deployment higher means Dempsey pushes higher himself, running channels almost like a runner on the final leg of a 4×200 snagging the baton from his relay partner. It at times leaves Dempsey left out of the attack, but he’s more effective than he’s been in recent games. Which admittedly isn’t saying much but you know. Deuce.

’67 – Yeah, Mexico goal. Deserved. Good cut-back pass there, and Goodson/Omar are terrible together so it all makes sense. Goodson is a giraffe on marbles. Always.


’74 – Donovan came on for Zusi in the 58th, which I didn’t mention because Donovan’s been invisible, and this is just the fifth time Donovan/Dempsey/Bradley have played together under Jurgen Klinsmann (which goes back to August 2011). They have a 1-2-1 record together. Their only win together is 3-1 over Antigua & Barbuda. It does not look like No. 2 is on the way tonight. This is crumbling.


’78 – Yedlin is on at RB for Beltran and already he’s combined with Dempsey for good times, great music. The best player to ever have worn the No. 2 for the USMNT is Frankie Hejduk. I’m not lying.

’80 – Julian Green injures his shoulder falling to the ground trying to trap a ball with nobody around. Suddenly a lot of people feel really stupid. Not me. Definitely not me.

’85 – EJ GOAL BUT THE FLAG IS UP BECAUSE COMMUNISTS. I’m sure EJ scored. Bradley started that whole thing. Let me see the replay, ESPN. OK. ONSIDE. Not close. I told you guys. Communists.

’87 – JULIAN GREEN PENNO BUT NO CALL BECAUSE COMMUNISTS. Guys. Punch something. Punch anything. Punch everything.

’89 – Both wrong calls. If this was the World Cup, I mean, I’m not saying this is all about Slovenia 2010, but it’s about Slovenia 2010 and I think somebody needs to be punched in their secret spaces.

’92 – This back line is like Uwe Boll’s directorial career. Gaping holes, sadness and trash fires.

FINAL. 2-2.

Ok. So the diamond kind of held more than I figured, though Dempsey dropped somewhat deep as we all figured. I was (somewhat) wrong. I owe all of you beers or something.

Good and bad things. The defense should scare you witless for Brazil. It’s bordering on DUKES OF HAZARD BROS JUMPIN’ OVER STUFF. Bradley is a mangod. Julian Green looked young but, I mean, I’d take him. Yedlin should start at RB (I SAID IT YOU WANNA FIGHT BRAH). Dempsey is still kind of scary but he looked better. Ian Darke can sire my children. The end. Thanks for joining. I’m going to find my wine steward. I think he’s drunk.


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